Why I Love My Sarah

A while back, Mike asked me whether I thought I would be friends with my sisters if we weren’t related, and I said absolutely…even though we are So.Different.

…Especially Sarah and me. See, I’m very liberal, and my only conservative tendencies are…well, Goldwater Conservative things, like believing that the government should not interfere int eh lives of the citizens any more than is absolutely necessary.

Sarah is an Ann Coulter, Bill O’Reilly, Fox News Republican, and I genuinely loathe those people. I honestly believe that if you follow their bullshit ideas there must be something seriously wrong with you.

So how could Sarah and I be friends?

I just got an email in a thread with her and Skye, and in that email I found the key to our friendship:

When Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix came out, Skye couldn’t afford to buy it right away, so Sarah downloaded it and copied & pasted every single page—all 800-odd—into emails. Just so Skye could read it. I mean...that’s not even nice, you know? It’s fucking…the sweetest thing I think I’ve ever heard.

So there you have it.

I love you, sister!