In Wild Revolt Against Herself: I'm an Asshole

In Wild Revolt Against Herself

Katie is a 22-year-old living in Los Angeles, CA.

Friday, October 20, 2006

I'm an Asshole

When Greg came back from lunch today he said, “Honey, I’m home…how’s Junior?” just as he has every day for the 3 and a half months I’ve been working here. I am almost out of funny responses. I got lucky this week, though, because I happen to know that his son, Ryan, has an ear infection…so every day I just come up with increasingly horrific ear-related deaths for our fictitious offspring. I know, right? There’s no way I’m not going to hell.


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